This little piece of golf humor was written by Dick Haskell from Massachusetts.
| Caddie | Cart |
| Has name. will respond | Just sits there |
| Will signal and wave | Doesn’t understand |
| Moves out ahead | Always with you |
| Holds flagstick | Can’t go near the green |
| Hands you a club | You get it yourself |
| Weighs 65-100kg, no tracks | Weighs 340kg, makes ruts |
| Will caddie rain, hail or shine | Barred in bad weather |
| Finds your ball | Never even looks |
| Wipes your clubs | Bangs your clubs |
| Tires but never stops | Runs out of juice, quits |
| Can judge distance | Blind as a bat |
| Says “nice shot” | Has no interest |
| Cleans your ball | Couldn’t care less |
| Rakes bunkers | Watches you do it |
If you can think of any more drop me a comment
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