Be careful on those golf carts

This is another strange golfing related story I thought I would share:

Police say a Glastonbury woman is on life support after falling off a golf cart after leaving a Super Bowl party in Florida.

A spokeswoman for the Palm Beach Country Sheriff’s Office says 43-year-old Audrey Hanrahan apparently lost her balance when she stood up to wipe something off the windshield. She fell and suffered severe head injuries.

The spokeswoman says the accident happened in Wellington, Fla., as Hanrahan was leaving a restaurant with Christine and Jonathan McCrea of Wellington. Christine McCrea was driving.

The spokeswoman says the sheriff’s office is investigating whether alcohol or drugs were involved.

AAP

Golf Cartoon

I think it's time to lighten things up a little bit. However, you would be surprised how hard it is to find a funny golf cartoon. I cam across this one today while visiting all my favorite golfing haunts on the web and thought it was quite funny:



If you find a better one than this - please send me a comment with the link

A comparison between carts and a caddie

This little piece of golf humor was written by Dick Haskell from Massachusetts.

Caddie	Cart
Has name. will respond	Just sits there
Will signal and wave	Doesn’t understand
Moves out ahead	Always with you
Holds flagstick	Can’t go near the green
Hands you a club	You get it yourself
Weighs 65-100kg, no tracks	Weighs 340kg, makes ruts
Will caddie rain, hail or shine	Barred in bad weather
Finds your ball	Never even looks
Wipes your clubs	Bangs your clubs
Tires but never stops	Runs out of juice, quits
Can judge distance	Blind as a bat
Says “nice shot”	Has no interest
Cleans your ball	Couldn’t care less
Rakes bunkers	Watches you do it

If you can think of any more drop me a comment